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This guy must have had an encounter with ''debra''.

       YAYA

 


These are too good not to share

Customer:  I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work.  What am I doing wrong?
Tech support
:  OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer:
Yeah....

Tech support
:  And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer:
 Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

Tech support
: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

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Tech support:  What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer
:  A white one...


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Customer:
 Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech support:
 Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer:
 Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Tech support
:  That doesn't  sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer:
 No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....


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Tech support:  Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer:
 Your left or my left?


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Tech support:  Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer
:  Hello... I can't print.

Tech support
:  Would you click on "start"  for me and...

Customer:
 Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!


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Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer:  I have problems printing in red...
Tech support
:  Do you have a color printer?

Customer:
 Aaaah....................thank you.



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Tech support
:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer:
 A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.


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Customer:  My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support
:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer:
 No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support:
 Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer:
 OK

Tech support
:  Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer:
 Yes

Tech support
:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer:
 Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work


===============

Tech support:  Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:
 Is that 7 in capital letters?


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Customer:  I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support
:  Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer:
 Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support
:  Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer:
 Five stars.


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Tech support:  What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:
 Netscape.

Tech support
:  That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer:
 Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


===============

Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.  

 

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Tech support:  How may I help you?
Customer:
 I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support
:  OK,  and what seems to be the problem?

Customer
:
 Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support
:  Are you running it under windows?

Customer:
 "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.  The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his  printer is working fine."


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And last but not least:....

Tech support
: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer:
 I don't have a P.

Tech support
:  On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer:
 What do you mean?

Tech support
:  "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer:
 I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

 

TRAITOR McCain

jewn McCain

ASSASSIN of JFK, Patton, many other Whites

killed 264 MILLION Christians in WWII

killed 64 million Christians in Russia

holocaust denier extraordinaire--denying the Armenian holocaust

millions dead in the Middle East

tens of millions of dead Christians

LOST $1.2 TRILLION in Pentagon
spearheaded torture & sodomy of all non-jews
millions dead in Iraq

42 dead, mass murderer Goldman LOVED by jews

serial killer of 13 Christians

the REAL terrorists--not a single one is an Arab

serial killers are all jews

framed Christians for anti-semitism, got caught
left 350 firemen behind to die in WTC

legally insane debarred lawyer CENSORED free speech

mother of all fnazis, certified mentally ill

10,000 Whites DEAD from one jew LIE

moser HATED by jews: he followed the law

f.ck Jesus--from a "news" person!!

1000 fold the child of perdition

 

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