Apology to the Black Race:
To the entire Black race living in America, we, the Adamic, pink
complexioned race (better known to you as the White race) that came to these shores from
Europe, England, Scotland, Ireland, and Iceland, apologize for freeing you from slavery by
fighting a horrible war among ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our
own race. We apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even
though youve never told us you appreciate our freeing you.
We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take sides with you
to help you survive and become a freer race. We apologize for forcing the rest of the
world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had practiced for thousands of years,
even though many nations on your home continent still practice it today.
We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it is indeed an
impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever imagined.
We apologize for introducing Christianity to you and dragging you away from the Voodoo you
previously followed, although you have managed to sneak that religion back into cultic
Christianity and our people have accepted it, which is witnessed by their animalistic
whooping and hollering and stomping and screaming instead of respectfully worshiping our
God as they ought to.
We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can), thereby enabling
you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you will) and count your children
other than on your fingers and sometimes toes when you have so many you run out of
We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you under the witch
doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you have been able to survive all
sorts of diseases to multiply in massive numbers beyond what you could have without these
We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over and over after
you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing computers and the Internet,
neither of which you use very much, but when you do use them its mostly to bash our
We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you so desire to
work. We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs within our government system
simply to give you employment, instead of leaving you to find work on your own.
We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy ours. We
apologize for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to talk and act as we do.
We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to a fictional,
heroic level that you have never reached in real life. We apologize for creating this
false image of yourselves in your minds, for we realize after 400 years of trying to help
you that you cannot solve problems and provide leadership and create original thoughts;
and the image weve placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world.
For that we truly apologize.
We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to make sure you
have the best jobs, if you so desire to work. We apologize for thinking we could educate
you so that you could learn to build and help others, when you obviously have only the
ability to tear down and take from others.
We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that for four
generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in makeshift type of jobs
in our governments and bureaucracies.
We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could understand basic
arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past participles, when we should have
made sure they were accustomed to manual labor so that we would not have had to make up
jobs for them in our governments dusting seats with their butts.
We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been able to do,
and that to this day feed most of your race still living in Africa. We apologize for
coming to Africa and building farms, from which you have now run us off of and have
devastated beyond use, forcing us to continue feeding you.
We apologize for creating the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank (WB)
and U.S. Government Foreign Aid Programs and hundreds of charities that funnel billions of
our tax dollars and charitable donations to nations around the world run by your race, all
because your race cannot take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.
We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our major cities
and turn them into high-taxed, crime-ridden cesspools that no civilized human being can
We apologize for creating the term "Reverend," which your leaders use to give
themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond repair, with the
result that no decent person would call himself "Reverend," much less a
We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic spread of
AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed on to us after having
sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of our idiotic race-mixers who then
passed it on to the rest of the world.
We apologize for providing you with warm, custom-made garments instead of the animal skins
and leaves that you wore before we arrived. We apologize for providing you with shoes
instead of leaving you barefooted as you were before we arrived in Africa.
We apologize for teaching you how to clean yourselves and your homes, and how to sanitize
the water you drink to keep you from getting even more dreadful diseases than the rest of
your race gets that still lives in Africa. We apologize for teaching you to cook your
foods, which keeps you from getting the hundreds of parasitic diseases that your race gets
that still lives on your home continent of Africa.
We apologize for providing you with solidly built, heated, and cooled homes with grass
yards instead of the straw huts and dirt yards you were living in before we arrived, and
in which most of your race is still living in Africa.
We apologize for inventing sports so that you can make millions of dollars and live like
kings, then kill and rape people with impunity, as O.J. Heisman-Trophy-Winner Simpson and
Mike Heavy-Weight-Champion-of-the-World Tyson have done, as well as many others among your
We apologize for producing such beautiful people for you to race-mix with, and if they wont
voluntarily mix, you often casually rape them as if you were eating a piece of fried
We apologize for building thousands of prisons around the nation to house dangerous
criminals, of which your race makes up over sixty percent even though youre only
thirteen percent of the U.S. population, and this at an expense of billions of dollars and
manpower every year.
We apologize for taking precious metals from the earth on your home continent of Africa,
metals which you neither knew were there nor how to use them if you had known they were
there, but which you love to puncture and cover your bodies with in the most tawdry way
We apologize for those among us who have established charitable organizations, donated
billions of dollars and hours of time, and have devoted their entire lives to make life
easier and better for your race, although most often to no positive result.
We apologize for all the stupid White Ministers whom your race has martyred in Africa
where they were trying to evangelize you to a faith that you cant understand nor do
you want to; yet when you claim to join it soon pervert it with the Voodooist concepts you
have inherited from your forefathers.
We apologize for building highways and railroads and for inventing flying machines that
you could never have invented but which you use everyday to move about, yet without
thinking or appreciating their origins in the least.
We apologize for paying the majority of both federal and state taxes, to maintain the
governments which protect and promote you but fight against our own people at every turn.
We apologize for some members of our race who worship the monstrosities your genes have
created, such as Jacko the Wacko and Little Fruity Richard and Dennis Nutman Rodman and
Don Electrified King and Daryl Coke-Head Strawberry and Whitney Whacked-Out-Screaming
Houston and Cassius If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay and Tiger Adamic-Hater
Woods and Whoopi Thinks-Shes-White Goldberg and Oprah Interview-a-Nut New-Age-Goof
Winfrey and Ru Triple-Freak Paul and Morgan Act-White-But-Hate-White Freeman and Sammy
Convert-To-The-Christ-haters-Religion Davis and Colin Have-A-Black-Pet-In-The-White-House
Powell, to name only a few.
We apologize for defeating the major part of the communist threat which cost us several
trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives, but whose doctrines you still wish to
have implemented on the backs of our race to further torture us and tear us down.
We apologize for spending over $2 trillion dollars on welfare and food stamps in the last
thirty-five years, funds which your race received the majority of, although you are a
small minority among us.
We apologize for introducing you to the rule of law under a republican form of government,
a government that has gone abroad to keep your own warring nations from slaughtering other
members of your race by the hundreds of thousands as they did year in and year out before
we arrived, and still do every time we leave them alone and do not intervene.
We apologize for teaching you to read a language that contains more than a few words and a
couple of hand signs, which has allowed you to take part in our philosophies, our culture,
our art, our industry, our collegial nature, and our freedom, even though as soon as you
get around them you pervert them.
For surely, if you could not read, how could you have learned the teachings of Karl Marx,
Mao Tse Sung, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Nikolai Lenin, Howard Zinn, the Damocrat Party,
the Neo-cons in the Republicoward Party, and others who hate our race, and have
brainwashed you into believing our race is evil and that you are severely oppressed?
We apologize for placing you under the form of government that our own forefathers died to
create, and for which you are helping to destroy, instead of leaving you under the anarchy
you lived under before we arrived.
For all these wrongs weve carried out against you, we apologize deeply and
unreservedly, and if you will please accept our apology, we shall happily and immediately
take back all of the above mentioned evils we have cast upon you and return you to your
home continent, if you so desire.
We would with the greatest of glee and cheer even provide you with a nice, little stipend
for traveling money, if youd go and take your race-traitor wives and husbands and
Mulatto children with you.
We have enjoyed having you here, but because you claim weve been, and are still
being, so mean to you, wed like to atone by helping you get back to where you came
You could live in peace without our persecuting you anymore, and we could save ourselves
trillions of dollars over the next few years by shrinking our governments and emptying our
prisons. We could take hundreds of thousands of security guards and police officers around
the country off their jobs and put them to more productive use, and we could celebrate our
own culture without offending you anymore.
Moreover, we could take the three-point shot and the forty-five second shot clock out of
basketball which would return it to a game of plays and strategies, instead of the run and
gun show our enemies have tailored especially for you. We could place the "palming
penalty" and the "walking penalty" and the "charging penalty"
back in to slow the game down to the point that defense and brains matter.
We could place the "bump and run" rule back in football and have referees start
calling "offensive pass interference" again, to change the game to one where
something more than straight-ahead speed is what matters. The "taunting rule"
and the "roughing the quarterback rule" that we had to implement because of you,
we could do away with completely, because civility would automatically come back into the
The race traitors of our race who hate their own culture and heritage could go with you,
and we wont offend them anymore either. For after a few generations of mixing with
your race they would disappear into the dark tar-mix which your dominant design-genes make
What do you say? Do you accept our apology? Do we have a deal? Please let us know, soon!