|Odd insurance statements|
Odd insurance statements
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where
women drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in
the fewest possible words. The instances of faulty writing serve to
confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining...
Coming gome I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
The other car collied with mine without giving warning of it's
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before
I hit him.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into the telephone pole.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glance at my mohter-in-law and
headed over the embankment.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did
not see the other car.
I was on the way to my doctor with read end trouble when my universal
joint gave way cauing me to have the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat foudn
that I had a fractured skull.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
road when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof
of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with
a big mouth.