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The Personal Affirmative Action Deconstruction Pledge

Place your left hand on the Holy Bible, raise your right hand high in the air, and pledge loudly before God:

I hereby pledge that denigrating faithful mothers and motherhood is a violation of my fundamental religious beliefs.
I hereby pledge to make all best efforts to stop it.
I hereby pledge that feminism, the "right to commit adultery", is an abomination before God.
I hereby pledge that adultery is as serious a crime as murder itself and that publicly proclaiming adultery to be a "right" is a criminal offense.
I hereby pledge that refusal to acknowledge the child abuse perpetrated by feminists is a criminal offense and that feminists must be held accountable for all of their crimes against humanity under all current and valid laws.
I hereby pledge that female criminals must be held accountable for all of their crimes against humanity under all current and valid laws.
I hereby pledge that I consider feminism to be a direct, illegal attempt to overthrow the United States Constitution.
I hereby pledge to personally adhere to the spirit and intent of California's Proposition 209.
I hereby pledge to never hire another woman for any job and that any future position I may have open will require a minimum Graduate Record Exam score of 700 to rule out all women.
I hereby pledge that even secretaries will be required to have a minimum GRE of 700 and request that women not even ask for the job.
I hereby pledge to refuse to be waited on at a restaurant by a woman and, if a man is not available, I will leave, with or without any relatives, friends, associates, or business clients who may be with me.
I hereby pledge to refuse to talk to any women at the offices of any customer, supplier, government agency, company, corporation, or bureaucracy and if a man is not located, I hereby pledge not do business with them.
I hereby pledge to refuse to allow females in my offices and advise you that if you don't like the sound of the male receptionist's voice when you call, do not call, because you will never hear a woman's voice in my offices again.
I hereby pledge that female alumni of previously all-men's colleges or universities whom I may speak with will be told exactly what I think of women who try to be men, which is that they are undesirable as women and incompetent as men.
I hereby pledge to report any affirmative action ad in any newspaper which states "women and minorities only" to or fax number (413) 895-6190 in order to add that newspaper to the class action suit.
I hereby pledge to provide to the name, title, company, address, phone number, fax number, and email address of all incompetents who I am aware of who were hired under affirmative action and to demand that they be instantly fired and sued for discrimination.
I hereby pledge to provide to   the name, title, company, address, phone number, fax number, and email address of all competent men who were denied just employment by affirmative action so that they replace the incompetents and compensated for past discrimination.
I hereby take full and complete personal responsibility for allowing blind dumb feminists to rip my culture to shreds over the last three decades, for failing to defend and uphold and honor the esteem of the many faithful mothers and housewives, those who did the best job possible of creating the strongest nation in world history, those true women of this country whom I love and applaud, against the resulting feminist onslaught of fraudulent claims from utterly stupid feminists like Betty Friedan.

 

Name Email Address Phone Number Fax Number
John Knight [email protected] (718) 887-1352 (413) 895-6190
Micheal T. Manthie, Sr.