February 24, 2004

Father, Forgive Me

The website of the "Christian Party", the most disturbing thing I've seen in a while. Yes, they're serious (explore the wheel).

The long and short of the political platform: women have destroyed America, the white male, and families. Therefore, they're worthless sacks who need to be taken out of American politics, along with Jews and black people.

Go look crazy in the face.

Posted by Jesse Taylor at February 24, 2004 01:37 PM | TrackBack


jesse i find that my corporate firewall bans this site under the category - hate-speech.

we are pretty cosmopolitan here so this must be really over the top.

Posted by: cynic at February 24, 2004 01:51 PM

David Neiwert might have a hard time looking at this without screaming.

Posted by: jesse at February 24, 2004 01:53 PM

One more item to add to your precis:

Rape is gooooooooooooood.

Posted by: nate at February 24, 2004 01:56 PM

Banned here too...but was fun to notice that there was a '666' in their rather prominent hit counter when I visited.

Posted by: Nick at February 24, 2004 02:05 PM

So what's scarier: the content there or the fact that I was visitor number 12666783 (that's twelve MILLION)?

Truly frightening. Tolerance, people, Jesus preached TOLERANCE!

Posted by: PigInZen at February 24, 2004 02:05 PM

Are we absolutely sure this is not a grotesque parody of some kind? I clicked around a bit and I can't really believe that somebody with charts and graphs that purport to show the different cranial capacities of "jew boys" vs. "n**ger girls" expects to be taken seriously.

On the other hand , every nutcase has a computer now, I guess. If this is legit, this is the strongest argument you can make in favor of better science and critical thinking education in our schools.

Posted by: velvethammer at February 24, 2004 02:06 PM

LOL! I just tried to visit the site from a computer where I work. There is a firewall filter used here, and it caught the site and prevented me from seeing it. What group did the filter classify it as you ask?

Hate Groups!

Posted by: Tony at February 24, 2004 02:12 PM


I need to scrub my eyes now.

Posted by: Ed Zeppelin at February 24, 2004 02:14 PM

LOL! I can't access the site from where I work. The firewall caught it in its filter, and classified it as - Hate Groups!

Posted by: Tony at February 24, 2004 02:14 PM

Ha ha..

I love the part about "Permitting American women to drive in the US is directly responsible for one million additional deaths on the roads and highways in the Twentiety Century."


Posted by: Anthony at February 24, 2004 02:21 PM

Wow. That is completely vile. Nauseating. Wrong. In fact, there is no adjective strong enough to express how awful that site is. But what do I know, I'm just a woman who works for an affirmative action office.....

Posted by: Reba at February 24, 2004 02:29 PM

Don't forget about the Communist Flouride Plot.

Posted by: scarshapedstar at February 24, 2004 02:33 PM

>Are we absolutely sure this is not a grotesque parody of some kind?

Who cares? Just tar the Republicans with it. Draw as many parallels between this nonsense and mainstream conservatism as you can. Make the Repubs distance themselves from crap like this just like they constantly make you Dems distance yourselves from the barking moonbats on the left.

Posted by: Robert McClelland at February 24, 2004 02:46 PM

2131 S Primrose Ave
Alhambra, CA 91803

Other nuthatch websites run from this address: (Petition to repeal 19th Amendment!!)

Posted by: AdminGuy at February 24, 2004 03:04 PM

It has GOT to be a joke. Are you sure this isn't the Landover Baptists?

Posted by: Rumblelizard at February 24, 2004 03:06 PM

My employer blocks Bartcop, but allows christianparty. Go figure.

Posted by: Matt at February 24, 2004 03:14 PM

Yeah, so they're openly fascist. But give them some credit - they're fascists who oppose capital punishment (bizarrely enough).

I won't comment on their opinions of women, Jews and non-whites, because it's beneath contempt. But when it comes to their understanding of Japan's economy, the "Christian" Party is dumb as a bag of rocks. Maybe if one of them challenged me on it, I'd rip them a new one, but otherwise it's like killing a gnat with a sledgehammer. Kind of like Yoshidite economics.

Posted by: Harrow at February 24, 2004 03:19 PM

My favorite part is where they reach the conclusion that 150,000 fewer people a year would die if only everybody (every MAN, that is) got nice and liquored up before driving:

And yes, they are serious.

Posted by: casey at February 24, 2004 03:25 PM

This site may be a parody but I hear people say things like that just about every day as if they were completely uncontested. But then I do live in a part of the country that elected Jesse Helms to the Senate about a hundred times.

Posted by: sprocket at February 24, 2004 04:00 PM

This is my favorite bit of wingnuttery:

"If American White Christians hadn't spent $18 trillion to subsidize American blacks in the last 3-4 decades, not only would there be no public debt, but we would have one of the highest personal savings accounts in the world--rather than being the only industrialized nation with a negative personal savings balance."

Huh? Talk about personal responsibility!

Yeesh, funny if it weren't terrifying...

Posted by: anonymice at February 24, 2004 04:34 PM

Are you sure it's not a spoof by the people who created Landover Baptist Church?

Posted by: pablo at February 24, 2004 04:57 PM

Actually, I think it is real. That whole Fathers shit. I don't think it is a farce, and I can't find anything about the authors. Normally people like to take credit for what they have done, but I don't see it here.

Posted by: WKD at February 24, 2004 05:05 PM

so many fundamentalists, so few lions...

Posted by: tj at February 25, 2004 12:12 AM

So exactly how much do you believe a putative Christian nation SHOULD spend to subsidize niggers? Is 10% of GDP every year, year in and year out, enough, too much, or not enough?

Posted by: chrspart at February 26, 2004 01:31 AM