Whereas jews and Christians cannot coexist on the same continent without much strife and conflict, and whereas millions of Christians have died in a futile attempt to coexist with jews, and whereas the best interests of both jews and Christians are better served by exiling all jews to Madagascar, and whereas this Christian nation was founded by Christians exclusively for Christians, and whereas the Holy Bible and my religious convictions require that jews and Christians be separated, I hereby sign this petition to exile all jews to Madagascar.